See funny Dick.
Dick is a joker. See Dick at work.
See him put Vaseline on doorknobs. See him put salt in the sugar bowl on the lunchroom table.
Funny, funny Dick!
Dick bought a fake hand grenade. He got it from an ad.
See Dick do what the ad says. He threw it when his coworkers were standing around having break.
See Dick now standing around in the unemployment line.
Funny, funny, jobless Dick!
See Dick at the airport.
Dick tried to sneak the hand grenade on a plane as a joke.
Naughty, naughty Dick! See Homeland Security see Dick!
See Dick in Guantanamo.
Sad, sad, funny Dick.